I Should Be Writing a Paper

The thing is, I don't want to forgot a couple of things:

I was taking a walk a day or two ago and I saw a mother and daughter riding a tandem bicycle. The strange thing was that while they were riding their bike, the mom was also walking their dog. They weren't going extremely fast but that dog didn't really have the longest legs and its leash wasn't exactly the longest I've seen.

Another thing is that I just got back from going to Spar so I have some beef/swine to eat for dinner. It's not uncommon to see someone stopped, waiting for their dog to finish pissing on the side of a building. It's a little less common to see a mother holding her about three year old daughter over the street so the daughter - with her pants around her ankles - can take a piss. And by "a little less common," I mean that I've never seen that before, or ever expected to see that.

Also, a kebab in a box is better than a kebab in a bun. Much better. Though it is more expensive.